Aloha all. Sorry - have been away from a pc for the last few days. Have been on the Big Island of Hawaii at the Hilton - themost pretentious hotel / compound we have ever seen in our entire lives!!!!

Have done a volcano tour and walked through Lava tubes - saw the steam plumes rising from the ocean where the lava from an active volcano still pours into the sea.

Did a mountain tour last night up to the biggest mountain in the world (bigger than Everest because most of Mauna Loa is under the sea but we were still 14000 feet above sea level and felt like we were sitting on top of the world above the clouds. Saw the most amazing sunset at 0 degrees temperature (Adam has some awesome pics) and then did some star gazing through telescopes where we saw Saturn's rings.

Kids - we have a little gift for all of you - Samuel you are going to be impressed!

Miss you all - leave the Hilton at 4 am tomorrow morning for the trip home. Will fly fromKona to Honolulu and then on a connecting flight back to SYdney arriving around 4pm Friday.

HUgs and kisses

D&A xxx

Aloha everyon. Well what a couple of days we've had. Bree's hen's night was a hoot!!! Savvy and Damo went out (Maddy couldn't be bothered - too hot!). The fireman stripper wasn't quite sure what to make of Savvy! Ended up drinking what the yanks call "well drinks" (Bourbon & Coke / V&O etc) at Angles Bar. We then popped into another little bar next door called Tapas where Savvy did her first show of the holiday for the barman and about another 3 locals. The back to Angles where the hen's turned up after dinner.

There were more straight girls there by the end than gay boys and we all got rather drunk! Savvy did another show and entered the best chest and buns competition. Got back to the Hyatta around 1 and then up at 5.30 am!!!! for our Pearl Harbour and Island Circle tour.

So we both popped downstairs still slightly intoxicated from the night before with virtually no sleep and took off with Di & Scotty, Chris, Meighan and the triplets in a mini bus.

Pearl harbour was very sombre but very interesting and the Arizona Memorial quite eerie.
Will update the rest of the day later - running out of time on the internet cafe - but did catch up with Damo's best girl friend from the Sydney Days - Michelle and her hubby Matt who took us for the most amazing dinner at Waikiki's only revolving restaurant.

Will update soon - Wedding tonight and off to the big island on Sunday

D&A xxxx

well Aloha and Mahala Shoppers!!!!!! Well today...... went shopping, bought some bling and bargained them down - it was almost like we were in Bangkok again. Sussed out the gay scene and had $2 vodka oranges before 11 am at Angles and then $3 Pina Coladas at Hulas Bar and Lei Stand which has an awesome view of Diamond Head and the Honolulu Zoo.

Lots of bois jog around that area so Hula's (very sensibley) provides a set of binoculars at the bar for those patrons wishing to secure a more up close and personal view. So..... after drinking a long breakfast and then quaffing a long lunch of pina coladas, we went back to the hotel to find out that our schedule for the night had been brought forward.

Maddy decided that she couldn't be stuffed popping on a face so Savvy prepared herself whilst Maddy drank a long dinner and then we cabbed it to the Lotus Hotel at Diamond Beach where Bree's hen's night was in full swing - (but they had run out of booze!!!!!!!)

After more bottles of champagne arrived, the fireman stripper turned up (and let's face it, Damo would have had more luck with the stripper than any of the so called hens - he knew exactly where the gay bars we were going to later were!!!!).

Currently at Angles again drinking Vodka and Bourbon respectively (called "well drinks" in the US of A - presumably because they make one feel very well) and awaiting the start of the best buns and chest competition. Let's hope Savvy's fake arse doesn't get her disqualified.

Off on an Island circle tour and Pearl Harbour tomorrow including the Dole pineapple factory. Pick up is at the ungodly hour of 6am - let's hope we're home from Dancing at Fusion nightclub before the bus arrives - Meghain and the triplets are coming with us and I don't know how 3 x 9 year olds will cope with Aunty Savvy in daylight instead of Uncle Adam.

Stay tuned for our next update

Damo & Adam xxx

Sorry Cheryl - still haven't got a sim card for the Nokia but obviously from our blog we are well - if a little drunk (still!!!!)

Well Aloha!!!! Have arrived in Waikiki - what beautiful spot. We've got a fantastic view from the 25th floor of the Hyatt Regency - it helps flirting with the gay boy Taylor at the front desk as it got us a free upgrade to an Ocean View deluxe room and a bar tab!

The flight over the ok - Adam drank stupid amounts of red wine on the plane which was only about half booked so Damo got to spread out over 4 seats. Lovely cabin crew and quite a comfy flight.

We spent yesterday re-toxing our blood alcohol levels on a drinking tour of the Dive Bar at the Hyatt, the Moana Surf Rider Hotel, back to the Dive Bar and finishing up at Duke's Bar on the beach last night. Feeling a little lagged today but we have just found our first gay bar which has $2 vodka and oranges until 11am - breakfast!!!!

Exploring the shopping opportunities this morning and have almost orgasmed outside of Chanel, LV, Hugo Boss, Prada and Givenchy - not to mention Dior and Tiffanys.

Mum - sorry haven't managed to find a sim card yet but as you can tell we're here safely and doing what we do best on holidays - drinking, eating and shopping. Will hopefully make it to the beach at some point today. Hen't night tonight which will start with a fireman stripper in the hotel room and then Maddy and Savvy are taking all of said hens to Angles gay bar for the local Wednesday night Best Chest and Buns competition. Savvy is hoping her fake derriere will win her one of the cash prizes - especially cause the cash prize will be in $US.

Emer, Nat, Leigh et al - have found the perfect addition to the tack gallery.
Samuel, Livvy, Rachael, Joel, Claudia, Lauren, Mia and Matt - you would all love it here.

Would say we miss everyone - but we're too drunk at this point to formulate rational thoughts.

Off now to find some glam jewelry to wear out tonight and terrorise Waikiki with the girls.

Hugs and kisses

Adam & Damien xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Aloha!!!! We have arrived at Dad's in Sydney - about to have our first bottle of wine for the day to kick off the Hawaiian Odyssey with a bang and then off to the airport for more wine and my favourite part of the airport - Duty Free (ps don't you all reckon that Judy Free would be a great drag name?????)
We had issues deciding which frocks to pack in our carry on luggage but of course the show cd was one of the first things we packed. You can take Barbie, River Deep Mountain High and Waterloo anywhere!!!!
Stay tuned!!!! xxx

2 Sleeps till the Hawaiin Odyssey Starts

Well it's now only two sleeps to go till we take off for Hawaii and we can't wait. Make sure you check back here frequently for news of all our adventures in paradise!