well Aloha and Mahala Shoppers!!!!!! Well today...... went shopping, bought some bling and bargained them down - it was almost like we were in Bangkok again. Sussed out the gay scene and had $2 vodka oranges before 11 am at Angles and then $3 Pina Coladas at Hulas Bar and Lei Stand which has an awesome view of Diamond Head and the Honolulu Zoo.

Lots of bois jog around that area so Hula's (very sensibley) provides a set of binoculars at the bar for those patrons wishing to secure a more up close and personal view. So..... after drinking a long breakfast and then quaffing a long lunch of pina coladas, we went back to the hotel to find out that our schedule for the night had been brought forward.

Maddy decided that she couldn't be stuffed popping on a face so Savvy prepared herself whilst Maddy drank a long dinner and then we cabbed it to the Lotus Hotel at Diamond Beach where Bree's hen's night was in full swing - (but they had run out of booze!!!!!!!)

After more bottles of champagne arrived, the fireman stripper turned up (and let's face it, Damo would have had more luck with the stripper than any of the so called hens - he knew exactly where the gay bars we were going to later were!!!!).

Currently at Angles again drinking Vodka and Bourbon respectively (called "well drinks" in the US of A - presumably because they make one feel very well) and awaiting the start of the best buns and chest competition. Let's hope Savvy's fake arse doesn't get her disqualified.

Off on an Island circle tour and Pearl Harbour tomorrow including the Dole pineapple factory. Pick up is at the ungodly hour of 6am - let's hope we're home from Dancing at Fusion nightclub before the bus arrives - Meghain and the triplets are coming with us and I don't know how 3 x 9 year olds will cope with Aunty Savvy in daylight instead of Uncle Adam.

Stay tuned for our next update

Damo & Adam xxx

Sorry Cheryl - still haven't got a sim card for the Nokia but obviously from our blog we are well - if a little drunk (still!!!!)